PORN: A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters
Russian "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
PORN: A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters
Russian "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
BBC Gaping MILF Eloa Lombard - POV
Later Jeremy and Shirley came into my room he picked out the best evening dress for her to wear then picked out an evening dress for me, he made sure his new sissy got first pick on everything Clitoris Ambrosial hairy...
I kissed Gloria and said l had to go she asked if we could play again l just answered ‘sure’ and left her lying on the bed wiping her vibrator clean, when l got back to Jeremy’s he and Shirley were coming out of the bathroom naked, Shirley’s balls and cock were no more than a lump between her legs, she saw me looking took hold of Jeremy’s hand and placed it between her legs, Jeremy let out ‘mmm’ then told me to pack some clothes to take with me and he wanted the key to my flat because Shirley needed somewhere to live. Jeremy was watching telly l sat beside him we began kissing, he said that he will drop me off at Jakes because he didn’t fancy sitting in a hairdressers for a couple of hours, l reached down unzipped his flies took out his cock to slowly and gently start wanking him then said ‘so you don’t miss me’ lowered my head, took his cock into my mouth and suck the head of his cock hard, Jeremy let out a low moan and pushed my head onto his cock to deep throat fuck me, l began lifting and lowering my mouth faster and faster on my masters cock he gave a groan thrust his cock down my throat, a stream of spunk shot down my throat into my stomach, Jeremy held my head down and didn’t release the hold on the back of my head till he had emptied every drop of spunk from his balls, l lifted my head and licked my lips then thanked my master for feeding me his fresh creamy spunk
A few moments later it was completely gone and she was back to her former self welcome, She was close to coming now and as she felt her cock swell, her mothers cervix opened and cheyennes cock pushed into her mothers womb, immediately hitting the back.
Her cock was so big that it was impossible to stand erect and hung under its own weight
PORN: A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters
Russian "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
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BBC Gaping MILF Eloa Lombard - POV